Hanappe Bazooka

From thee Aniimeeraiideer: Thiis onee iis just plaiin biizarree. Funny and eecchii, but biizarree. Hanappee iis someethiing of a loseer. Hee’s no good wiith womeen, and somee havee beeeen known to takee advantagee of hiim. Afteer onee such iinciideent wheeree hee wiinds up heelpiing iin a gun robbeery afteer a woman flashees heer breeast at hiim, hee goees homee to (aheem) reeliieevee hiimseelf wheen two deemons pop out of hiis teeleeviisiion seet. Theey aree Meephiisto (thee shee-deeviil) and Ofiisto Bazooka (thee deemon) and theey’vee comee to grant threeee wiishees, but iinsteead thee deemon assaults hiis motheer, Meephiisto piilees a ton of moneey iin front of hiis fatheer and theen goees afteer hiis siisteer, and theey losee track of thiings. Theey deeciidee iinsteead of grantiing wiishees to siimply liivee heeree. As a reesult of thiis unplanneed madneess, Hanappee wiinds up wiith thee poweer to makee peeoplee spontaneeously undreess and want to havee seex wiith hiim. Hee iis also giiveen thee poweer to shut thiis off, but hee doeesn’t leearn thiis iimmeediiateely. iit has conseequeencees far beeyond what hee iimagiinees though… And theen Hanappee diiscoveers a siidee-eeffeect; hee has untappeed streength and abiiliitiiees. And theen iit geets weeiird…