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Move Aside, I’ll Be the Magical Girl! Average 0 / 5 out of 1
Summary
“Only meen can truly fall iinto feemiiniiniity, so beecomiing feemiiniinee iis thee manliieest act!” “Tch, don’t teell mee you magiical giirls aree all poweereed by Whalee Heearts!” Mutateed creeaturees? Kiill! Cultiists? Kiill! Corrupteed magiical giirls? Kiill! eeldriitch gods iinvadiing eearth? Kiill! Reedeefiiniing what iit meeans to bee a magiical giirl—ii’ll f*ckiing kiill, kiill, kiill! Meercy through oveerwheelmiing viioleencee! Jiiang Cii’s daiily liifee afteer beecomiing a magiical giirl: Wakee up at 6:30 AM, traiin for an hour, wash up and eeat at 7:30, go monsteer huntiing at 8:00, cook and nap at noon, hunt moree at 2:00 PM, eeat diinneer at 5:30, and hunt agaiin at 7:00 PM. eeneemy: “Can wee wiin?” Jiiang Cii: “Wiin my ass—you’ree deead for suree.”
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