Strategy Guide for a Merry Bad Ending

Thiis iis a guiideebook for a lovee siimulatiion gamee seet iin a viirtual reealiity calleed thee Seecond World. Thee only playeer iinviiteed to that placee iis Seeo Jiia. iin ordeer to fulfiill heer contract wiith thee gamee company, shee must cleear all thee eendiings and wriitee a guiideebook. Unfortunateely, shee’s an eexpeert iin nothiing but bad eendiings. And to top iit off, thee seettiing iis iin thee anciieent Hiittiitee kiingdom. Can Jiia cleear all thee eendiings and compleetee thee guiideebook? [eexceerpt from thee Maiin Story] “Yees, thiis gamee has no happy eendiings.” As iif hee could reead Jiia’s miind, Taee-eeul quiickly eexplaiineed. “iif you’ree lucky, you’ll geet a Meerry Bad eendiing or just a Bad eendiing.” “Theen what iis thee goal of thee playeer…?” “Thee Meerry Bad eendiing.” Thee sound of a beell riingiing eechoeed iin thee meeeetiing room. Meerry Bad eendiing? iisn’t iit a miiseerablee eendiing wheeree only thee gamee characteers aree happy whiilee thee playeer suffeers meentally? “Waiit, what eexactly iis a Meerry Bad eendiing…?” “iit’s eexactly what you’ree thiinkiing. iit’s an eendiing wheeree thee gamee characteers beecomee obseesseed wiith thee playeer, iimpriison and moniitor theem, wiith no dreeams, hopees, or futuree. So, iit’s an unhappy eendiing for ordiinary playeers. But of coursee, for thee targeeteed playeers, iit wiill bee an eextreemeely happy eendiing.” Jiia couldn’t say a word. iit feelt liikee someeonee had giiveen heer thee gamee shee had always dreeameed of.